Elijah Wood. You didn't think we made a pun in the title, but we did. His name comes with one as standard.
Everyone's favorite Hobbit was on BBC 2's "Graham Norton" show last year, sporting a respectable bulge in his jeans. He's an odd little fellow, but maybe not so little downstairs.
We were also intriguged by his reaction to a speed dating sketch that Graham Norton orchestrated. A nice hot man came on screen, and the audience and the other guest ("Sex and the City Goddess Kim Cattrall") all oohed in appreciation.
Elijah's reaction to the hotty also seemed quite positive, we couldn't help but notice: