If you're in the UK, you may like us be eagerly watching ITV's X-Factor. Not to see the fab Dannii, or even the hot Dermot, but to soak up the sexy Matt Cardle.
Looks, check. Great voice, check. Nice bulge, check!
We wonder what note he could hit if we could get into his jeans.
We've also included him shirtless, and in underwear. Don't say we don't treat you...