It's horrible. You know the celebrity is prepared for the paparazzi. The celebrity is ready for the publicity. Dressed in some skimpy underwear, he 'accidentally' walks out on to a balcony to accidently be shot. "Oh nos, you caught me in my private moment in my underwear... hmm I wonder if this could lead to an Armani deal and people could pay me for showing off my substantial Portuguese crotch."
But knowing this, it is still impossible to resist the charm of Cristiano and the delicious bulge between his legs.
We challenge anyone to take a look at this, and not feel somewhat hard/wet (delete as applicable for your anatomy). A very fine body, attached to a very fine bulge.
Don't know about you, but we're ready to ride the Ronaldo publicity train... and ride it hard.
