Matt Czuchry is gorgeous. He plays the troublesome lawyer Cary Agos in The Good Wife, and here is his bulge. It's not very impressive though, dear readers.
Objection! Size isn't everything, and we're not called 'The Big Bulge Blog'. But you can see something there, so here we are with the pictures.
We love him so much that we almost don't care what's going on down there.
Besides, maybe he's wearing really tight underwear, and he has an Anaconda waiting to break out.
And did we mention? We love snakes.