We've shared some delicious bulges with you dear readers, but so far we've not delivered "The Bulge".
"The Bulge" being Michael Ballack's extraordinary, talked about, sought after huge glorious bulge.
As a special treat we'll be running a five-day Michael Ballack bulge extravaganza soon.
He, and it, deserve nothing less.
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