Ballack's bulge is coming

We've shared some delicious bulges with you dear readers, but so far we've not delivered "The Bulge".

"The Bulge" being Michael Ballack's extraordinary, talked about, sought after huge glorious bulge.

As a special treat we'll be running a five-day Michael Ballack bulge extravaganza soon.

He, and it, deserve nothing less.

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