Matt Holland welcomes you to his bulge

We love it when a guy like this has his legs so open, his bulge so on display, it almost says "come eat me".

This is Matt Holland, spotted on football programme Match of the Day. (To our American friends, that's soccer.)

Holland was a footballer for Ireland back in the day, but has now taken to sitting on the commentator's couch and making us drool.

Or should we say... dribble? Ha.

That's not our only football joke... we can go into balls, shooting into our open goal and so much more dear readers. But let us spare you the puns, and allow you to focus on the bulge.

Matt Czuchry's small bulge still has us hot

Matt Czuchry is gorgeous. He plays the troublesome lawyer Cary Agos in The Good Wife, and here is his bulge. It's not very impressive though, dear readers.

Objection! Size isn't everything, and we're not called 'The Big Bulge Blog'. But you can see something there, so here we are with the pictures.

We love him so much that we almost don't care what's going on down there.

Besides, maybe he's wearing really tight underwear, and he has an Anaconda waiting to break out.

And did we mention? We love snakes.