Danny Care's bulge is trying to escape!

We love rugby players. We love hot rugby players. We love hot rugby players that often get shirtless and pose for photos in their underwear. And we love hot rugby players that often get shirtless and post for photos in their underwear while sporting a tasty bulge.

That's why we love Danny Care!

Here is he in underwear that leaves little to the imagination, and gives us the impression his bulge is desperate to escape its confines.

We'd be happy to help free it — give us a call Danny.

Eastenders' Tyler Moon bulging in underwear

Eastenders, a soap here in Blighty, has added a new hottie to the mix.

Tyler Moon, played by the exquisitely named Tony Discipline, wasted no time in wandering around in his underwear and showing off a lovely bulge.

And in the interest of international cooperation, we bring these pictures to the world.

Sorry for the quality - we had to brighten them due to the scene being very dark. But we think you get the idea...

'V' for Visible Bulge

The new V has bitten the dust and not a moment too soon. While the original V may not have had flashy CGI, it did have David Packer showing a substantial bulge.

Packer played the traitor Daniel. Here you can see Daniel bulging in jeans, then bulging in his Visitors uniform.

We don't know about you Earthlings, but we're ready to work for the Visitors if the bulging Daniel was commanding us.